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The Artly There F.A.Q.
(Frequently Asked Questions)

This FAQ is edited by Thorman Lungie, with contributions from the other slackers, I mean staff, of Artly There.

Q: What hence the name of this place?

A: What hence the hence? How about you take a hints and ask something a little better worded? Thankee.

Q: Sorry, What hints the name of this place?

A: Well, one hint. Art. Art-ly. Here. There. Everywhere. Artly There.

Q: Why the Artly and not Art-ly?

A: Why that question, and not another? Easy. Contractual obligation. We had to contract it.
Besides, beats playing hyphen-go-seek. Eh. Eh?

Q: Well, I will give you an "Eh" for that response. Here is another question: You appear to be afflicted with some manner of something, judging from your staff photo. What's the deal there?

A: (Vagisilias stepping in here) Thorman, don't answer that!
A: Thanks Vagi.
A: Thorman, I warned you not to use that nickname for me on the site!
A: Woof.

Q: So, what is the site all about?

A: Creativity, humor, Justice For All and the American Way. The True Way. Not some myth. Not what geezers think the American Dream is. The American Dream should be the freedom to be who you are... Not to make a dollar at any cost, to rise by stepping on top of others, or their freedom.

Q: Sounds rather ambitious.

A: Ambitious isn't exactly a word we would use to describe these people.

Q: What media are represented here?

A: Finally, a question we can answer with all seriousness. CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, and USA Today.

Q: GRRRRR

A: Don't mock my native language, please. Acrylic, watercolor, charcoal, Prismacolor, SAE-10W-40, on canvas,
illustration board, acid free papers of several types, masonite, as well as computer graphics, web design, programming
custom Macintosh software, and non-custom, personal use software. And sculpture. And photography. Aunty Em'.

Q: Whooooa, that real answer threw me for a loop.

A: Well, you, irritance that you are, sounded like you needed to be thrown. Anywhere.

Q: One last question or two. What type of prints will you be selling?

A: The stupid, fall into your own hole answer on that would be Prints Charming. But , where, where did I say prints?

Q: Oops.

A: Thank you. We will also be selling limited edition, open edition, and addition edition prints.

Q: How will these be produced?

A: Initially, sold as regular Epson prints. Soon, as 100 year archival quality Epson prints. After that, regular limited edition prints, as normally thought of as prints. Except the photo's for the most part. Where applicable, will be re-printed legit.

Q: Once again, your serious, no messing around answer threw me.

A: Yet, you persist in returning. Why?

Q: I think that will conclude our Artly There FAQ and Interview.

A. I forgot to mention ...

Q: ?

A: Told you, I forgot. B'Bye.

Thank you for getting all the way down to the bottom of this page. I surely hope you actually read it. If'n you didn't, your life is moving too fast.


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"Four out of five doctors agree: That fifth doctor ain't quite right."

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